If you’re having the worst week ever, just remember…
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The one whose pizza appears to have encountered a supermassive black hole:
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The person who will now receive the super nutrition:
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The person who got some delicious dry bread:
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The one who is often mistaken for a rabbit:
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The guy whose iced tea is an absolute joke:
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The one who will sneeze until the cows come home:
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Someone who may want to consider some alternative nail colors:
8.
The person who will forever be trapped behind this truck:
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A person who faced a fate worse than death:
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The person who got a very special filling inside the chocolate:
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The one who was kind enough to share his cover with a neighboring fly:
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The person whose air conditioner was working completely overtime:
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The person who will be burned at the stake 500 years ago because of this demon:
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The person who betrayed them is Felfa:
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The person who just discovered a new species:
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The person whose speaker is not permitted to speak further:
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And the person whose sense of taste has tasted things… terrible things:
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