Living in hell!

There is something I don’t understand…

According to some activists and some organizations, the West is racist, homophobic, misogynistic, colonialist, transphobic, Islamophobic, fatophobic, and so on…

Not a day goes by without a group like Amnesty International, the UN or the Canadian Human Rights Commission condemning alleged racism or religious intolerance in Western countries.

If the West is so rotten, can you explain why the vast majority of people who don’t live there dream of living there?

And willing to risk their lives and the lives of their children to come and live with us?

Didn’t they get the memo? Don’t they know that our countries are open air prisons?

The problems of the rich

“Canada is an intolerant and colonial country because Christmas is a public holiday…” (without laughing, with a tremor of anger in its voice) said the Canadian Human Rights Commission.

Aha.

Urgently call in the peacekeepers, Justin’s country is turning into a dictatorship!

I imagine an Iranian woman reading this. A Christian living in Somalia. A lesbian in Russia. Or a gay man living in a Muslim country.

They must say to themselves: “But that is terrible! I will not live there! Apparently there are even Christmas trees in the public squares! »

Alas, my dear friends, you do not know what real trial life is in the West!

Just imagine… masculinity predominates over femininity in French!!!!!

YES!!!!!

In our official documents, we are asked to select a gender!

And wait, it gets worse: if someone has a penis and a beard, people assume he’s a man!!!!!

I swear to you!

I saw this the other day: Georges St-Pierre went to Starbucks for coffee and the man with the breasts at the cash register said to him: “Sir, what can I get you?”

Without first asking what gender he identifies with!

I was stunned!

Fortunately, the next day, McGill and Concordia students organized a human chain around coffee to protest this systemic intolerance!

Dear Iranian friends, I imagine you were not taught this in your prisons, were you?

At this point, you think you are complaining because some believers want you to wear a veil.

The sails are so cool!

The store near my house sells them in all colors!

Oh no, I tell you, stay at home, you don’t know how lucky you are to live in Iran, Libya, Afghanistan, Turkey, Yemen or Sudan!

Here in the west, it’s hell!

My competition

I decided to organize a competition to reward the most ardent defenders of human rights in the West.

Send me what you consider the worst attack on freedom in the West.

The person who sends me the most shocking list will win after staying in North Korea for two years.

Great, right?